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A couple of Crows with a nefarious plan are unlucky enough to interrupt the Soul-Executing Emissary's honeymoon.

Drunk Shen Wei finds a different way to slow things down, without throwing his entire self out of his body.

Zhao Yunlan is one of the best officers Shen Wei has worked with. Intuitive, intelligent, and brave. But he’s also brash, mouthy, and was raised for most of his youth by Zhao Xinci. He’s not above casual bigotry. Vampires feed on humans; vampires seek to control humans. Humans fear and hate them. Zhao Yunlan’s mental model doesn’t excuse the significant proportion of the species who work to hold the balance. Who recognize that chaos and bloodshed isn’t a solution.

But Shen Wei remembers. He remembers a time that hasn’t happened yet. A time when things will be otherwise.

And he waits. And he hopes.

In which Pei Su applies everything he learned to seduce Luo Weizhao, and Luo Weizhao plows through his defenses in the only way he knows how.

OR

Pei Su uses his list of "ways to seduce a scruffy cop guy" and Weizhao's brain goes "oh no, he's hot".

The arrangement being Shen Wei would keep an eye on Pei Su utilizing his contacts on campus, and they would try both methods. Yunlan had joked about placing bets, but quietly dropped the idea when Shen Wei just stared at him for too long.

OR

Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan are going to adopt Pei Su whether he likes it or not, and they're also going to be disgustingly adorable and domestic on the side, as a treat.

The treat is for the author, she needs the treat.

“I’m not hungry.”

“I didn’t ask.” Zhao Yunlan shrugged, and grabbed another chair from one of the nearby tables, scraping it loudly against the floor. He sat on it backward, his legs spread to either side, his arms folded over the backrest, chin perched on his forearms so he could stare at Pei Su. “Eat.”

OR

Pei Su would very much like to finish his degree program and head back to Hope City to put his plans in motion ASAP, too bad he's been adopted like the feral cat he is.

OR

Zhao Yunlan's tips and tricks for adopting feral cats… I mean feral college students.

After pining for each other for so long, it wasn't like Zhao Yunlan or Shen Wei were going to last. But they didn't need to come this fast.

Shen Wei hands him a sheet of paper. "You need to stop distracting me at work."

Zhao Yunlan skims the page — bathroom, broom closet, cafeteria... "Because someone listed a lot of different rooms alphabetically?"

Shen San and Wei accidentally invent strip Go.

Shen Wei steals Zhao Yunlan's cigarette.

"I want to show you," Wei says, breath warm against his skin, and Shen San makes a soft, strangled sound and nods wordlessly, the fire he has tried to keep in check all day rising and blooming in his belly.

Truly, Zhao Yunlan had mastered anniversaries.

“Xiao Wei ah, one day I might have to leave without saying anything. When the time comes, please don't blame me. We will meet again, and when we do, you will have to be the patient one.”

or Guardian if Shen Wei learned the definition of patience from Kunlun.

Yunlan discovers that one of Shen Wei's students has a crush. The question is, on who? Him? Shen Wei? Someone else? And what is Yunlan going to do about it?

OR

This is how Yunlan decides they need to adopt Pei Su.

OR

Is this just an excuse for the author to write domestic WeiLan? I'll never tell!

Wei looks up at the branches and sees himself and Kunlun under a completely different tree — infinitely larger, completely bare, growing in the darkness that is the King of the Gui's real home. That used to be his home until Kunlun gave him this.

"I could just— Not stop."

Getting caught in the rainstorm was worth it.

Alternate title: The softest GD puppy play written this side of the Mississippi River.

I have no excuses.

I'm just dropping my headcanons for the "Shen Wei's School for the Criminally Gay" universe here…

I plan to expand on them later.

Professor Shen was a decent enough lecturer. Not the best, but certainly not the worst either. Overall, a solid 5/10. And Pei Su wasn't planning on taking anymore classes taught by him only…

Only then Pei Su saw Professor Shen's husband Yunlan and…

Well. There was nothing for it. Clearly this relationship needed to be studied more closely. Taking another of Professor Shen’s boring lectures on classic literature would be no hardship for no other reason than to understand how Professor Shen had landed himself a man like Yunlan. And for purposes completely unrelated to Pei Su’s own scruffy police officer.

OR

Pei Su sees Yunlan and Shen Wei being cute together thinks "that's what I want with Weizhoa" and decides to put everything about Shen Wei under a microscope while simultaneously missing the entire point of why they work, and that's why he's like That.

Pei Su's "How to win a scruffy cop guy" list:
- Impeccable tailoring
- Glasses
- Loom
- Be suspicious