Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan, Chu Shuzhi/Guo Changcheng, Zhao Yunlan, Shen Wei (Guardian), Da Qing (Guardian), Zhu Hong (Guardian), Guo Changcheng, Lin Jing (Guardian), Chu Shuzhi
| Crack, POV Zhao Yunlan, Vampire Shen Wei, Dracula AU, sorta - Freeform, Alternate Universe, Humor, Fluff, Thirsty Zhao Yunlan, (which is normal Zhao Yunlan), Pining Shen Wei (Guardian), (which is normal Shen Wei), Crack Treated Seriously, Zhao Yunlan is Shen Wei's reincarnated lover, as usual, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Cat Tribe Best Tribe (Guardian), Rated T for swearing, Strong Language
“His eyes are creepy. They suck in light, like black holes,” says Da Qing when their host has gone to prepare some food.
“No, no, that’s not it. They’re more like - like a night sky, when it’s clear and there’s no moon, but the stars are shinning. Like that Van Gogh painting,” answers Zhao Yunlan.
Da Qing looks at him with judgmental eyes and sighs, long-suffering.
“We are going to be brutally murdered,” decides Da Qing. “And it’s going to be because you were thinking with your dick.”Part 2 of My Guardian AUs