(or Fuck off, Zhao Yunlan)
Zhao Yunlan looked up at Shen Wei through his long bangs and grinned. “I knew you were cute,” he said, then the grin slipped off his face. “Hello?” he said, waving a hand in front of Shen Wei’s face. “Hello?”
Shen Wei knew he was staring but he couldn’t help it. The boy was the splitting image of Kunlun. But younger, beardless. How could that be, he wondered, when it was the future?
Zhao Yunlan was still talking, and Shen Wei forced his attention back to him. “I’m sorry?” he asked when it became clear he had missed something.
“Ah, Shen Wei,” Zhao Yunlan asked. “How can it be that you’ve been staring at me so intently but not heard anything I’ve said?”
the AU where Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan meet in college, before Shen Wei has gotten good at lying, and the team try to help Shen Wei deal with his technology problem which leads to hijinks.