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Shen Wei has a small desire he’s afraid to admit. But thankfully his husband can solve any puzzle.

“My field of research is genetic mutation,” said Shen Wei, and then, in case scientific credentials didn’t suffice to explain his knowledge, “And my flatmate is Yashou.”

“Flatmate, huh? Snake, Crow or Flower Tribe?” Chief Zhao lit the fresh cigarette and took a long draw, then nearly choked on the smoke. “Wait, you mean the cat?”

(An AU of episodes 1 & 2.)

This is an unexpected sight in Zhao Yunlan's apartment. It is partly because his apartment is all neat, and the fact that he has the tiny Black-Cloaked Envoy do the dishes for him just added in it. Don't get him wrong, Zhao Yunlan did offer to help but the Envoy just raised his eyebrow at him and gave him a look as if asking him whether he was sure or not. So yeah, Zhao Yunlan decided to be the bad host he is and sit on the couch while watching the Black-Cloaked Envoy doing his things.

Zhao Yunlan can’t fucking believe that he first hears about this from Lao Chu of all people. A Dixingren tradition so important literally everyone knows about it? One relevant to intimate relationships of all kinds, including the kind where two (or more) people have bought a house together, saved the world together, have lots of really astoundingly good sex together? Naturally, Shen Wei has never mentioned it.

Nothing much. Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei turn into babies.

The Black Cloaked Envoy needs to have sex with a Dixingren in order to survive. Zhao Yunlan helps.

"Why didn't anyone tell me Heipaoshi is a giant?" Zhao Yunlan asks.

It really seems like the kind of thing someone should have mentioned.

Podfic of Size Matters by tinypinkmouse.

"Why didn't anyone tell me Heipaoshi is a giant?" Zhao Yunlan asks.

It really seems like the kind of thing someone should have mentioned.

Zhao Yunlan fell ass first back in time through the vortex and landed in a pile of hay. He'd thought his life a chance to heal the pain that Kunlun's death had caused Shen Wei.

But he couldn't heal that pain; he could only cause it.

It's a relationship of sorts, and still more than most people ever get.

Zhao Yunlan reflects on the strange year he's spent living (and falling in love) with two brothers who are night and day.

She had the best chance of recognising people only if they remained in the same clothes, and if they stood by themselves.

Which was how they found themselves here, doing their best to nonchalantly stroll through the park at midnight, standing close enough together that their sleeves would brush against each other when they turned and doing their best to keep from drawing her attention.

They're finally thinking about getting a house.

Podfic of How Many Beds? by tinypinkmouse.

They're finally thinking about getting a house.

Da Qing warned Ye Zun about the ‘noodle incident’ when they’d all first started living together, telling Ye Zun in no uncertain terms to do whatever it took to keep Zhao Yunlan out of the kitchen if the noodles were mentioned.
(tehfanglyfish, The Power of Cake)

The Noodle Incident. Or: Why Zhao Yunlan isn't allowed in the kitchen anymore.

Objectively, Zhao Yunlan isn't in the most comfortable position right now; handcuffed with his own cuffs and strung up to a hook on a wall, high enough that he needs to stand on his toes unless he wants to hold up his full body weight.

A month has gone by since Guo Changcheng was shot. The two finally get some alone time and Chu Shuzhi fulfills a promise.

"Chu-ge."

At that, Chu Shuzhi couldn’t stop himself from looking up. His expression was closed tight, mouth a thin line, face set, but that picture of stoicism was refuted by the wetness upon his face.

“You’ll have to remember for us, okay? I might not remember, but I’ll be back, so you have to remember for us.” Guo Changcheng’s voice was soft and shaky with age, but beneath it was the solidness of his belief. Of truth.

“Yes.” Rasped Chu Shuzhi. He would remember and remember everything. Every moment they had.