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Me: let’s practice writing drabbles by having Wei Wuxian walk into a bar and meeting random people from different fandoms.
Evil Voice in my head: but wouldn’t it be so much more fun if the drabbles were all connected and took place in the same universe?
Me: that is not the purpose of this exercise!
Evil Voice: you could set it in the Chinese Underworld during the years Wei Wuxian was dead.
Me: *throws hands up in defeat*

"Not my jurisdiction," the fourth god in a row said. "Here’s the paperwork to prove it."

In which Wei Wuxian’s arrival causes a giant wave of nope in the Chinese Underworld and its bureaucratic apparatus decides to ask Discworld’s Death to be his minder instead.

Fortunately for Wei Wuxian, it had also been no one’s job to inform Death that while Diyu’s eighteen circles of hell included many things, bars were generally not one of them.

Shen Wei knew it was a bad idea to accept Zhao Yunlan’s offer to practice kissing.

Shen Wei has finally had enough.

Shen Wei has settled into the rhythm of life in modern Haixing after four years of dividing his time between his duties as the Black Robed Envoy and his bioengineering studies at Dragon City University. He has a best friend (and roommate) in Cheng Xinyan, and he has let his search for Kunlun fall to less of a priority as he pursues his PhD. That is, until he encounters a surprisingly familiar person in the university library. This Kunlun is six years younger and also navigating the perilous waters of being a 20-something. Another chance meeting leads to a date, and then another, and before long Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan are in a committed and passionate relationship. However, Shen Wei's complicated past and present secrets keep looming over him. Will Shen Wei's secrets get in the way of his romantic hopes? Will Yunlan's friends ever stop making fun of him for being in love? Can I ever stop writing exclusively lesbian side characters? The world may never know.

"...everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace"

Zhao Yunlan, the head of an assassin group, has a new consignment, which becomes more personal than intended. It's all fine. He has to kill the man who had a hand in his mother's death... by faking a marriage.

It's fine... until fate decides to unravel the truth buried deep in the murky water of lies and until he falls for the idiot he is supposed to hate.

Chu can't remember what happened, only he's trapped and he can't move-
can SID get him out before the worst can happen?

Ain't nobody bringing the SID down.

Guo Changcheng invites Chu Shuzhi to clean gravestones.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Chu Shuzhi continues to scan the information provided and asks, confused, “Is this for a case?”

“No, just for fun!”

He looks up at Guo Changcheng’s excited smile. “You clean graves for fun?”

Guo Changcheng, undeterred, nods emphatically.

The first few times, Zhao Yunlan naturally assumed he was dreaming.

Zhao Yunlan goes to see Shen Wei safely home from a summer storm.

Ye Zun goes through Shen Wei's closets out of boredom, and for some reason decides to send pictures to Zhao Yunlan.

[Podfic of my own work.]

Ye Zun goes through Shen Wei's closets out of boredom, and for some reason decides to send pictures to Zhao Yunlan.

Shen Wei has been waiting for ten thousand years to be close to Zhao Yunlan once more and the temptation to take is just too much. What would one kiss hurt?