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Zhao Yunlan wakes up feeling like he'd been burned to ashes. It's hot, and nauseating. Not even mentioning the terrible headache.

But he got no time to worry about any of that. Because he has more important things to do. Way more important. Like punching the hell out of the biggest idiot he'd ever known that wears glasses and sleeve garters.

And maybe, possibly, changes everything. For a better outcome.

My Guardian Reverse Exchange 2020 contribution: 36 (+61) icons

Trobadora gave me ten prompts, which I all tried to fill as best I could.

podfic of Jo_Lasalle's story

A story in which Zhao Yunlan is good at paperwork, Shen Wei is an unreliable borrower of clothes, and the Black Cloaked Envoy needs better occupational health and safety provisions.

1-minute vid exercise for the challenge to play with lyrics and typography.

How I hope to have forever to spend
This life, no—all future lives
Right here in this world with you

“I loved Kunlun’s long hair,” Shen Wei said with a fond expression. “I touched it so much that one day, he taught me how to braid it.”
“Huh,” said Zhao Yunlan. “Did he, now?”
OR
Zhao Yunlan discovers the merits of having long hair.

For the 520 Guardian Exchange, prompt: WeiLan + Switchblade by LP

The first time that damn lunatic shows up at one of their crime scenes, Zhao Yunlan doesn't really pay him any mind.

“Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.” –Mother Teresa
It's a cold night but Kunlun's smile feels warmer than his fur, Shen Wei thinks.

"What can I do for you," he lets his eyes rake over the man's body, "Mr. Black?"

There's another moment of hesitation. "I need more power."

"Don't we all, honey." Zhao Yunlan leans back against the bench. "I don't work on just anyone's machine. Only topnotch riders with good reputations. But if you're the Envoy that The Puppetmaster has been raving about, you definitely qualify."

Zhao Yunlan is injured after a case, and Shen Wei takes him home to care for him.

That's it, Zhao Yunlan tells himself. At least he'd saved someone. His death won't be useless.

Later, Zhao Yunlan wakes up cold and wet. His entire body hurts, his chest is heavy, he's barely breathing but he opens his eyes and sees the starry sky through clear air. He's lying on something hard and stiff.

Looking down at himself, Zhao Yunlan sees a mess of inky hair.

Sea being Shen Wei gets caught in a fishing net and Zhao Yunlan, the newest crew member on the fishing vessel, gets into trouble by saving him.

So our favourite Office Hoes are back even during Quarantine because Office Hours never stop.

Wherein Shen Wei attempts to hydrate Zhao Yunlan and gets more than he bargained for.

Or, Zhao Yunlan gets drunk and Shen Wei gets a blowjob.

Or, Zhao Yunlan can do other things with his mouth than talk too much, isn't that right, professor?