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podfic of the fic by lazulisong

Shen Wei does not expect the first time he meets Zhao Yunlan's mother to go like this.

His struggle with the cursor continued and out of nowhere, music started to blare from his laptop.

"I'll take you to a candy shop,

I'll let you lick the lollipop,

Keep going till you hit the spot..."

Shen smiled. How cute. He listens to songs based on sweets. That's... Adorable.

Or

Fluff, Crack and confessions ft WeiLan

“Good evening, gang,” their dear leader says, reaching the table, and several people make noises that are the verbal equivalent of wincing, drowning out Professor Shen’s milder, much less objectionable greeting.

“Don’t ever say that again. Team is already pushing it,” Da Qing tells him.

Shen Wei was never going to get to live this one down.

The first thing Zhao Yunlan learns when he's appointed as the new chief of the SID is that sometimes, the police needs to make use of unusual methods to solve a case.
This particular method goes by the name of Luo Fusheng and is Longcheng's most infamous informant.

Ye Zun can't understand Shen Wei's relationship with that annoying, crude human. They certainly don't have his blessing. Zhao Yunlan could never be good enough for his brother.

He thinks up a little game to prove it.

It isn't as fun as he expected it to be.

Ye Zun screamed and kicked out his brother who looked dazed with his brief eye contact with Zhao Yunlan and then proceeded to shake his laptop and point his manicured fingers threateningly on his camera.

“NO!”

Perhaps it’s time to reveal that Zhao Yunlan has selective hearing. “So is he single? I’m asking for scientific purposes.”

“NO! NOT MY BROTHER!”

au where Zhao Yunlan and Ye Zun are well-known online fandom best friends; then one day, Ye Zun's twin accidentally walked in on their video call and of course someone thirsts so hard (which, to Ye Zun's annoyance, was reciprocated with the same intensity)

"Nonsense!" He backed away getting a taste of his own medicine. Now, he understood why everyone called him an insufferable pervert, wondering how Shen Wei was patient enough to deal with his antics. He was barely exercising self-restraint. Who knows how long he can go on before ravishing this walking sin of a spirit. 

"Won't you help this patient of yours, doctor Zhao?" The alluring moron complained with am exaggerated pout, tempting the doctor to seal the distance between them with a kiss. 

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Based on FairyLand Lovers, An AU with role reversal, angst and dorky WeiLan

Five thousand years ago, Emperor Kunlun walked the earth with Hei Pao Shi beside him. Together, they united the lands of Zhōngguó and brought back magic. Then, in one horrific night, Shen Wei lost his Emperor and his will to live.

It was said that one day Emperor Kunlun would walk the earth again, but after so long waiting, Shen Wei begins to doubt. When he finds the reborn Emperor, Shen Wei wants nothing more then to stand by his side, but wonders if he'll be welcome once all his secrets come to light.

Zhao Yunlan is the 19-year old leader of the Guardians of the Veil. Shen Wei is the Oracle, his boss, and a good ten thousand years older than him and the rest of his species. Is he gonna let that stop him and his terrible flirting? Absolutely not.

because i can't stop hearing music and thinking about this ship in this particular verse; and because i still love them with ALL MY HEART, even if i'm not capable of writing about them these days (a.k.a. 2020 sucks in so many ways y'all).

A sunny afternoon at the SID. A little flirting. Shen Wei enjoys being in Zhao Yunlan's orbit.

Warning: Graphic smut. While the two of them are busy filming their respective, latest dramas, Zhu Yilong receives naughty messages from Bai Yu, and it only gets better when Bai Yu begins to send him pictures along with his texts. Zhu Yilong decides to take matters into his own hands and deal with this 'situation'. Inspired by recent pictures of Zhu Yilong and his dragon at the Lost Tomb Reboot filming site. I figured we deserved an explanation, so here is my take on what made the dragon come out, and the explanation behind the mysterious hot pink underwear.

Zhu Yilong gloomily stared out of the clock, looking over the sun setting over the city. Tomorrow, the Tower would probably overlook a different city. Zhu Yilong rather pettily hoped it would look over a swamp. That would suit his mood right now.

“Aww, is my company that terrible?” Bai Yu asked from behind him.

Turning his head a little, Zhu Yilong shot him a glare from the corner of his eyes. “I don’t even know who you are.”

“You didn’t even look me up?” Bai Yu asked in surprise, looking disappointed at the idea that Zhu Yilong didn’t have him investigated.

Zhu Yilong just wants to do his job in his quiet Tower, but instead, he has to deal with this very irritating person who doesn’t seem to be aging...

Zhao Yunlan wants to go out and fight crime or whatever but Shen Wei just wants to hug him .

AU where Shen Wei doesn't immediately pass out after that drink and we see Zhao Yunlan put him to bed.

Shen Wei is hit by a potent aphrodisiac, and Zhao Yunlan and Ye Zun are more than happy to help him through these extremely hard times.

Haixing was labeled very strangely. Mostly curse words and rambling about mutations. As the Sith suddenly in possession of such a strange planet, it would behoove Lord Silence not to investigate.