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Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei Vs Ancient Couples Counseling

“How did you decide? To invite me in, I mean?”

Zhao Yunlan returns late from work one cold evening to find Shen Wei knitting him a gift, taking this new development in his stride - Captain Zhao seeks an escape in the means of finding the answer to solving a cold case that has resurfaced and fallen at this investigation team's door.

Guo Ying blinks at his nephew. “New boyfriend? What about Lao Chu?”

“We’re asking you out,” says Guo Changcheng. “Or—well, asking you in. If you want to.”

"Sit on my face," Zhao Yunlan repeats like that's an entirely reasonable thing to ask when they're both naked and kissing. It would perhaps be even less appropriate in any other setting, Shen Wei concedes quietly to himself.

"Sit on my face," Zhao Yunlan repeats like that's an entirely reasonable thing to ask when they're both naked and kissing. It would perhaps be even less appropriate in any other setting, Shen Wei concedes quietly to himself.

Podfic of Taboo by tinypinkmouse.

“Wait,” Guo Changcheng interrupts Zhao Yunlan mid-flow. “When you say they’re kidnapping ‘inexperienced and sheltered young people’, you mean…?”

“Yes,” Zhao Yunlan says. And now, at last, he looks at least a little uncomfortable. “I mean sexually inexperienced.”

“Virgins,” Guo Changcheng says and then the penny finally drops. “You think I’m a…?”

“Well…” Chief Zhao rubs the back of his neck awkwardly. “Aren’t you?”

[Spoiler: He is not. But turns out someone else is.]

Chu Shuzhi's jacket is missing. It turns out to be the opposite of a problem.

Zhao Yunlan grins. He can't see anything, but there's a distinct feel of someone looming in front of him. Besides, something is suddenly blocking the light he could kind of see leaking in at the edges of his blindfold.

Zhao Yunlan grins. He can't see anything, but there's a distinct feel of someone looming in front of him. Besides, something is suddenly blocking the light he could kind of see leaking in at the edges of his blindfold.

Podfic of I'm Not Okay by tinypinkmouse.

The Dixingren power that makes Zhao Yunlan need to have sex before it kills her, also makes her convinced she doesn't want to have sex. It makes her afraid of the twins.

Everyone hates that power.

Podfic of Need, Want, Desire by tinypinkmouse.

The Dixingren power that makes Zhao Yunlan need to have sex before it kills her, also makes her convinced she doesn't want to have sex. It makes her afraid of the twins.

Everyone hates that power.

Professor Zhou is worried when Shen Wei comes to class late.

Kunlun likes to make Shen Wei blush. Shen Wei maybe doesn't quite mind.

Podfic of Be Very Quiet by tinypinkmouse.

Chu Shuzhi needs to know his limitations, so he doesn't transgress.

Kunlun likes to make Shen Wei blush. Shen Wei maybe doesn't quite mind.

Shen Wei finds Zhao Yunlan in the hospital. His prognosis is excellent.

When Zhao Yunlan finds out that Shen Wei can make a temporary double of himself, identical in every way, there are a few things that come to mind immediately. In his defence, the first few aren't even in any way sex-related.